We shall be celebrating this day with a nice cup of tea and plenty of biscuits. Just bring yourself and a spoon!
Tea until noon (coffee available).
Bourbon tossing at 2pm sharp.
Moustache twizzling strictly from 3pm onwards.
Mild drinking games using only watering cans at 5pm.
Wild drinking games using only watering cans at 7pm.
HARDCORE PSY NANA RAVE UNTIL 9AM!
Always keep your knees up.
Keep a look out for the llama.
All children must be accompanied by the boogie man.
Children without a boogie will be provided with one.