GB, Cults, North Deeside Road, AB15 9PN
Forget the World Cup. Forget Wimbledon. Forget The Open. The Granite City Games are here. In collaboration with BP, Shell’s own Energie committee will be hosting the ULTIMATE corporate espionage ehem SPORTING EVENT OF THE SUMMER. Aberdeen quite simply isn’t ready for an event of this scale, there are already rumours of increased police presence across the city to subdue the hype, and we are fairly certain Mac daddy C (prince Charlie) will be making use of the royal box at Woodbank. So we invite YOU, the people of Shell, to come and represent your company in the battle of the operators Aberdeen has been craving since first oil. We don’t know who will come out on top, but there can only be one winner. Get your rounding bat out, bring your best dodgeball wrench, and grab your finest rugby boots, then get ready to rumble. To enrol: £10 Battle begins: 10AM, the 4th of August.
Uniform: 80s attire only (fancy dress and 80s sportswear accepted) Penalites for non compliance. Parlay (BBQ) commences at 3:30PM. Warzone: Woodbank See you there!